some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
handjob tips. give me some.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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