Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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