ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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