His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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