It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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