What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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