Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Everclear isn't food dammit
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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