i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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