elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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