I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
try to milk me bitch
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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