You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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