How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
