were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im holly from the hills drunk
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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