just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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