My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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