so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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