is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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