D3 body, D1 cock
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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