In the future we'll all be gay
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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