Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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