matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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