He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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