Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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