What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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