can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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