No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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