I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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