if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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