carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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