dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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