this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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