Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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