We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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