I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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