Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
tell me about the eggs
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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