It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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