Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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