Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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