butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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