Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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