ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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