if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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