my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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