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but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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