I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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