I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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