I looked at my own cervix.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
