I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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