I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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