You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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