Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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