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(740): View more from Ohio

So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?

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(559): View more from California

He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.

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(317): View more from Indiana

She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended

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(503): View more from Oregon

He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?

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(347): View more from New York

Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta

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(609): View more from New Jersey

That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.

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(678): View more from Georgia

im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers

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(302): View more from Delaware

Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied

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(602): View more from Arizona

I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.

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