How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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