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(908): View more from New Jersey

i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

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Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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(310): View more from California

my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.

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(253): View more from Washington

she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.

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(817): View more from Texas

Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?

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(916): View more from California

What's the place called?

(916): View more from California

I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results

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(906): View more from Michigan

You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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