when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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